He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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