What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
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That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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