I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Randomize
