I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
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I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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