hotel room ftw
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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