dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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