yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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