I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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