Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
