I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
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He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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