Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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