so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Dicks are not precious.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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