Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
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You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Congratulations! We have a period
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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