theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
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Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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