Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
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first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
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CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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