If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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