its not stalking. its research.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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