Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
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I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
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Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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