So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
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She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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