I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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