At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
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its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
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what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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