Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
You smell like stripper and shame
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
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Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
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We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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