I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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