I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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