I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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