You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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