Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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