just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
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As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
So vagazzling was a success
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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