Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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