If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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