I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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