I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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