A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
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I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.