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  (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(

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  (267): Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:( http://tfl.nu/yddk
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  (954): View more from Florida

  i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.

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  (954): i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month. http://tfl.nu/t4na
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  (904): View more from Florida

  I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.

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  (904): I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom. http://tfl.nu/1lds
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  (517): View more from Michigan

  My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX

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  (517): My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX http://tfl.nu/rv1c
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  (989): View more from Michigan

  ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.

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  (989): ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore. http://tfl.nu/xzjn
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  (619): View more from California

  i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door

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  (619): i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door http://tfl.nu/jy3b
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  (620): View more from Kansas

  Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.

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  (620): Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak. http://tfl.nu/19rz
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  (512): View more from Texas

  Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.

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  (512): Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America. http://tfl.nu/xibs
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  (971): View more from Oregon

  Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.

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  (971): Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica. http://tfl.nu/ptav
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  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real

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  (603): Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real http://tfl.nu/3eg3
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  if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.

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  (753): if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad. http://tfl.nu/mg7k
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  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night

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  (717): I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night http://tfl.nu/a1cb
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  (740): View more from Ohio

  Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.

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  (740): Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me. http://tfl.nu/2duy
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  (386): View more from Florida

  he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.

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  (386): he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy. http://tfl.nu/rtlu
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  (519): View more from Ontario

  You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?

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  (519): You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!? http://tfl.nu/kwzr
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