no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
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Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
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The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.