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(502): View more from Kentucky

Jerry, you need to find god

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(973): View more from New Jersey

well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown

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(218): View more from Minnesota

we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic

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(914): View more from New York

Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS

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(512): View more from Texas

I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?

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(678): View more from Georgia

Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

it's like my freshman wet dream come true

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.

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(503): View more from Oregon

we're so committed to being not committed

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