I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
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im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
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It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?