I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
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We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.