god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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