She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
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His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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