Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
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all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
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I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I could fuck to npr.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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