Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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