It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
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We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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