Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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