reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Send help, water and tortillas.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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