My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
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