I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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