I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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