Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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