This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
there is glitter all over my balls
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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