Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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