He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
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I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
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I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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