16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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