i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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