why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Randomize
