How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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