pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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