Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
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I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
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OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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