Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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