i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
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Just invented taco cereal.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
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I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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