Its about making memories worth repressing
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I miss vodka workout Fridays
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He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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