Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
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You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
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New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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