Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
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And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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