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Fuck
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
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