do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
