Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Randomize
